This is disturbing Homestar Runner slash for capslock_hsr. The conceit is that the characters comissioned my self-insertion to write it as revenge against each other. But I took out the framing bits, because I don't think anyone wants to read about my self-insertion.

( Strong Bad Loves The Homestar Runner )

( The Homestar Runner Loves Strong Sad )

( What The Pfargtl?! )